Preacher and his wife robbed of $1 million in jewelry during sermon

It isn’t shocking that someone is robbed in broad daylight but what the F’in Jesus was this preacher doing with a million in jewels!  That’s the story.

I have the perfect song for this situation.

Now you fashion-lovin’ Christians sure give me the blues
You must unload, you must unload
You’ll never get to heaven in your jewel-encrusted high-heeled shoes
You must, you must unload


For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
If you’d like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
You must, you must unload